gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
epic-humor: throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post see more
To hold our tongues when everyone is gossiping, to smile without hostility at...– Hermann Hesse (via creatingaquietmind)
just one of those nights you just kinda want a hug from someone. a tight long hug that makes you believe everything will be okay. Well, there goes my devotion to not being an alcoholic. Cheers.
People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good...– Lemony Snicket (via likeafieldmouse)
Sometimes, I really just want to become morbidly obese so that I can find American clothing sizes that actually fit me, and buy them for cheap. Getting tired of having to pay $50 for a dress shirt that ships from Korea.
canadianslut: *sprays febreze on your attitude*
epic-humor: cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
epic-humor: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
epic-humor: slapmytitties: What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris